Thursday, August 16, 2007

AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL GONE SOUTH

It's the dog days of summer (whatever that means), and I feel like writing about Wyatt Earp, Golda Meir (America should be so lucky), John Wayne, and the son of David Katz, my old friend Marc.

BUT, I'm intrigued by this forgotten Health Spa south of the border I want to sell you, if I can just get the straight scoop from its current owner.

Seems the rooms are a bit cramped, and need a little airing out. Not everything meets the code of human decency, but the owner's attorney says, it'll pass inspection, if you're willing to sell your soul.

I just want a place to try new things, meet new people, share new experiences. Perhaps even take along my dog, just for fun. He's a loyal companion, if you keep him on a short leash.

What appeals to me most about this oasis is, it's a gated community on the tip of a Caribbean island, yet it's completely open to religious diversity and cultural exchanges.

Unfortunately the current landlord has a limited view of partying into the night, but I understand there are private pools for most of the guests.

I'm not really looking for Hedonism IV, but some nights, I hear it can get pretty kinky down there. I mean, the moment you set free a bunch of guys & dolls far away from home, well things are bound to get a little Spring Breakish.

However, they tell me their boss doesn't really give a damn about the current tenants. So with a silent wink & a nod, and the right digital, you can get the very best promo shots, that are bound to reveal the Right perspective, if you know what I mean.

We all should really kneel down & give thanks to the "Man of Faith" who believes so strongly in such a place, because it's the perfect vacation spot after so much hot air in Washington about truth, justice and the American Way.

I mean, you'll never run into that sissy stuff, down on this piece of real estate I'm talking about. Why, anyone would sell his soul to the Devil to have such a place. Didn't we?

A Reasonable Voice for a Rebirth of
Freedom, Honesty and the Rule of Law,

marcello

www.thereasonablevoice.com
marcello@thereasonablevoice.com

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